off to the races

Maddy, 20. Virginia. Soon to be a student at Virginia Tech in Engineering. Anything else you wanna know just ask :)

butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

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  • doctor: are you sexually active
  • me: i'm not even physically active

jenniferlawrences:

let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative

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